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Shrimplet 

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.
Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.
Shrimplet by Maria F. November 5, 2019

scrimply quest 

Scrimply quest is an internet joke on tiktok revolving around a fake video game.
"The scrimply quest boss was so hard."
"The scrimply quest theme is so good."
scrimply quest by Spider master February 6, 2023

Shrimple 

Can be used as a substitute for “simple”, or can refer to someone with a shrimp.
That guy has a shrimp!”
Yeah. He’s a shrimple.”
Shrimple by The Habber Grin March 3, 2023

Scrimbled 

When you accidentally crease a paper in a fixable way
I layed down on my Mad Libs Vacation Book and scrimbled the top part of the page
Scrimbled by 420Kaykay March 27, 2021

Scrimpleton 

The lone brother from the ghetto who enrolled at the junior college for a semester and then disappeared after only the first week of class.
That scrimpleton wigged out and left fo' good.
Scrimpleton by Goat1000 May 29, 2007

scrumple 

That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
scrumple by zomgmouse April 2, 2010