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fap scramble 

n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping
"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"

"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"
fap scramble by courtesy of /r9k/ February 14, 2012
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scrambling eggs 

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.
Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.
scrambling eggs by the_scrambler November 27, 2014
Uber cool new urban pointing game; point at random people - often up close - capture on film and leave laughing... Invented whilst on stag do.
Out last night, laughed so hard at scramblas almost fell over.
scramblas by Jonty72 July 23, 2009

Paradigm Scrambler

Not having a consistant schedule. the term was coined by Morbid Angel guitarist Trey Azagthoth.
"The motto of a paradigm scrambler is 'daytime, nighttime, all primed, continuum time.' One day a paradigm scrambler might wake up at 1pm. The next day he might sleep til 10pm. Or he might stay up for 3 days straight playing videogames being an umberhulk."
Paradigm Scrambler by iak sakkath October 24, 2009

fall scramble 

The phrase that describes when you are desperately searching for a companion for the cold winter months that can stay in with you and watch movies and have sex.

The opposite of "Spring Cleaning".
On a scale from 1-10, she was only a 7, but considering this is the fall scramble, I had to settle...
fall scramble by jeru411 October 19, 2008

Scramblette 

An omelette stuffed with scrambled eggs.
Too many damn eggs in a scramblette.
Scramblette by Line cook April 15, 2011

scrambled beg on toast 

when someone is attention seeking on social media
Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast