From the show "South Park"
A plastic bracelet or wristband that is used as a symbol of a cause or organization, usually purchased for a few dollars.
A plastic bracelet or wristband that is used as a symbol of a cause or organization, usually purchased for a few dollars.
by WWJDHGH November 2, 2012
Get the Scause mug.What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.
The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.
The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.
The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.
The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.
Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?
Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!
Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!
by Painted in Laughter October 11, 2008
Get the Do you want to know how I got these scars? mug.Someone who takes someone's belongings (esp food items) from them while they are gone or in another room; the act of taking things/food items, esp multiples, that someone or a group of people has left.
In order to get some of the dudes french fries, the scavenger waited for him to leave, and took them while he was gone.
by MissionAgape November 10, 2014
Get the Scavenger mug.Combination of the words "scary" and "nasty"
Used to describe something awkwardly ugly, funny, or weird
You may add suffixes or prefixes (as seen in examples 3-5)
Used to describe something awkwardly ugly, funny, or weird
You may add suffixes or prefixes (as seen in examples 3-5)
1. "Mr. Bean's face is so scasty!!!"
2. The way Arnold Schwarzenegger talks is really scasty.
3. That girl ran away scastily.
4. You're such a scaster!
5. I'm the scast master!
2. The way Arnold Schwarzenegger talks is really scasty.
3. That girl ran away scastily.
4. You're such a scaster!
5. I'm the scast master!
by HaleemaDee May 9, 2011
Get the scasty mug.A description for when the text (or writer) of a story actively asserts facts of character or circumstance that are, in actuality, false to majority of audience members.
Derived from: Character - Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)
Derived from: Character - Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)
"I'm really confused by this tv show" - "Why" - "We're supposed to believe he's a nice guy but he's treating his wife like shit. The scavonian dissonance is giving me a migraine!"
by BeverlyAnne January 28, 2015
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Get the scav2000 mug.One who is well known for consistently mooching food from his or her classmates, either in the cafeteria or at random, snack-friendly hours of the school day.
He or she also thrives on devouring leftovers, especially right before someone is about to throw away their crumbs.
He or she also thrives on devouring leftovers, especially right before someone is about to throw away their crumbs.
Josh: Christ man.. Jimmy is such a fuckin' grade A Class Scavenger. Sometimes he eats more of my Totino Pizza Rolls than I do!!
Matt: Tell me about it man...
Matt: Tell me about it man...
by Jake T. Williamson June 3, 2009
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