sam

a sex GOD who for some bizarre reason decided to choose you as his next conquest. hes flirty, constantly has a mischievous glint in his eye and to most irresistible smile

WTF why did sex-god sam just wink at you!?
ermmm... we kinda hooked up last night..........

sam by mayawithay May 11, 2022

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Sam

Sam has a really really really big dick.

Wow is that Sam! He must have a really big dick.

Sam by (Mr. Person...) April 16, 2019

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Sam

An all round great person. Extremely kind to everyone and the best person to be around. They give funny advice but also good advice. They don’t judge you. They don’t care what other people think of them and always seem very cheerful. If you see them about they are always willing to say hello and give you a hug. You could spend hours on end with them. Don’t ever lose a SAM they are the best.

Hey I saw SAM in town today. She came over and gave me a hug. She is so nice.

Sam by Lilstrawb February 21, 2019

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Sam

A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Maybe a tad, but growth happens outside your comfort zone and he’s all about self-growth :) He’s good at pretty much everything so don’t challenge him unless you don’t mind losing. Don’t look into his eyes either because you’ll get butterflies and then any attempt of being victorious becomes futile. Also, loves LOTR and refers to himself as Samwise when he’s in a silly goofy mood.

That guy is a packing pro ping pong player. He must be a Sam.

Sam by notglittergoat July 12, 2022