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Salazar Rocket 

A tear gas grenade named after Ruben Salazar, a Los Angeles Times reporter who was shot and killed while getting shit faced drunk inside the Silver Dollar bar on Whittier Blvd. in East L. A. by a sheriff's deputy who accidently fired it into the front window of the bar hitting the highly intoxicated Salazar in the head on 8/29/1970. A drunk Mexican shot in the head inside an ELA bar is a daily happening, except the the fact THIS one happened to have a job at the LA TIMES - so all hell broke loose.
A bunch of drunk Mexicans were trying to enter Downey, luckily we used a couple of Salazar Rockets to get them back into South Gate where they belong.

George Salazar 

the ultimate bandana man. sings like a god. he sponsors supreme even tho he isn’t really sponsored by supreme. gains 1.5billion followers a day. put him on broadway thank you.
Me: wHOA george salazar’s Instagram sure in getting popular hahaha pls revive godspell

George Salazar 

A lil boy who wears the cutest glasses on Broadway. Known for musicals, Godspell, The Lightning Thief, & Be More Chill. We shall all worship this precious bean until he dies or gets kidnapped because he lives in NYC.

Dirty Salazar 

The act of fisting a persons ass followed by back-handing him/her in the face with with your poopy knuckles.
I was fisting this girls ass last night and she turned into a real bitch, so i gave her the 'ol dirty salazar. It was magnificent.

Ramon Salazar 

The little shit from Resident Evil 4. He has grey hair and wrinkles that make him look old and he is so short he could be mistaken as a child, but like he said.. He is only 20.

Ah, did you say old man, Mr. Kennedy? It might come as a surprise but I'm only 20 years old."
"I have sent my right hand to dispose of you." - Ramon Salazar
Ramon Salazar by Talim's June 18, 2016

George Salazar 

George Salazar is an amazing adorable human being. He is most famous for his role in Be More Chill but he has been in Percy Jackson And The Lightning Theif and in Pasadena Playhouse's production of Little Shop Of Horrors
1: Did you see George Salazar's performance on The Late Late Show last night?
2: Yeah! It was so great!

George Salazar 

A pure lil boy who has the cutest glasses on Broadway. He’s always liking his fans stuff & comes out to the stagedoor every night. I love my gay boy.