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Sudden Shit Syndrome (SSS)

The frequent occurrence of when you're getting ready to head out with your friends, go to work, school, go on a hot date, etc, and you get the sudden urge to take a ten pound dump; this isn't just any ordinary dump, it's the kind where it's absolutely necessary and takes you at least ten minutes to excrete, thus causing you to be late.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you always late for class?
Guy 2: It's kind of embarrassing. I had to take a huge dump.
Guy 1: WTF?
Guy 2: I have Sudden Shit Syndrome (SSS).
Acronym meaning Shit, Shave & Shower. Order of words vary depending on the preferences of the user.

For example, you may Shit, Shave & Shower, but your friend might Shit, Shower & Shave.
SSS by DTraj June 1, 2007

Nissan Pulsar N15 SSS 

People say Nissan's prime was in its 90s and early 2000s and they couldn't be more spot on. The Nissan Pulsar is a well-known car in the car community, it may not stand out in its looks or performance but it is a lot of fun to drive, with the mighty SR20 engine it is a very reliable car that won't let you down. These cars are becoming more scarce as some owners tend to get carried away and thrashing these cars, eventually ending up on Facebook marketplace car wreakers. To the average person, this car is an absolute shit box meanwhile they buy a shit unreliable car that they paid way too much for and have the driving skills of a 10 year old. Once you get a Pulsar you never go back and that's a fact. Yeah sure "your car isnt safe you're gonna die if you crash" this could be more wrong. I have witnessed a pulsar take on a semi-trailer and it held up excellent...... until it got written off. Unlike todays cars Nissans/ all cars made before 2010 actually have a personality and are enjoyable to drive. As I've been in both manual and auto I can say that in my opinion, Manuel is way more fun to drive but since you live in Sydney have fun shifting from first to second as everywhere its a traffic jam, Also don't ruin these cars with over the top mods u idiots keep it simple. For the NEW rating of this car safety is a 3/5, boosting is 5/5, and vibEs 5/5 on the p plate scale this car gets a 13/15 falling in the category of cool car bro.
'wtf is that" says fellow nonce
"why of cause its my Nissan Pulsar N15 SSS" says local legend
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The best YouTube series to ever exist, hosted by Cory Kenshin
Niko: Yo Tory u ready for the SSS to drop tonight?
Tory: Fuck yeah! Ima have to go buy some snacks first
SSS by 999.b3lla October 20, 2021

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Person 1: Dude I'm so bored

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Person 1: Yeah, 4 minutes ago.

Dude: Try doing mmm nnn bbb vvv ccc xxx zzz lll kkk jjj hhh ggg fff ddd sss aaa ppp ooo iii uuu yyy ttt rrr eee www qqq.