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du ova here he know how to speak
speak by ra August 13, 2003
Literary genre. Characterized by heated arguments occurring between people. Strictly non-violent. Objects may be damaged, but the oral combatants do not directly physically injure each other on purpose under any circumstances. The arguments are the defining characteristic of this genre. It is called Speak.
"Ping Wins invented the litereary genre known as Speak, in which the arguments between different parties are the centerpiece of the literature, in the same way that sex is the feature of erotica, or battles are the feature of the action genre."
~Ping Wins January 6, 2020
Speak by Ping Wins February 5, 2020
you speak straight fax you know fam
speak by gymdudechris March 5, 2023
The address of this place you seek…
It is where the geese speak great…
And away went your plate.
Speak I did…
I really should invest in a lid
Speak by a dream and 💔 July 31, 2024

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

speak to the manager 

the battle cry of all karens, just to annoy people who actually do stuff other than sitting at home posting shitty memes, while the husband gets all the money and karens rapes peoples eardrums.
person 1: Hi karen its a-
karen: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME BITCH
person 1: all i said was its a ni-
karen: I WILL SUE YOU INTO THE FUCKING GROUND BITCH GO LIVE THE WORMS
person 1:well imma hea-
karen: LET ME speak to the manager
person 1: im unemployed
karen: ...