Jim's mowing 

The No 1 service that not only does mowing, but electrical, cleaning, antennas, and other shit.

The power's gone out, and the lawn needs mowing. I better call Jim's mowing!

Jim's mowing by MrH.F.M.T November 18, 2018

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.

The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.

Folger's Morning by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012

s'moreing 

Combination of cum, shit, and grahm cracker thrown on a womans face.

S'moreing is while getting a blow job sitting down and you are about to cum, lift up and shart on her face, immediately after, cum on her face. Have a grahm cracker pre-staged, smash it up and throw it onto her face. After she recovers ask her if she wants s'more.

s'moreing by Wally0861 December 15, 2012

Satan's morning cumshot 

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

Satan's morning cumshot by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

Mike's Hard Morning

The morning after enjoying Mike's Hard Lemonade a bit too much.

"I'm really having a Mike's Hard Morning right now... though that party was killer"

Mike's Hard Morning by BringerofDawn May 25, 2008

Morning Tourette's 

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.

Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.

Morning Tourette's by geodave December 21, 2013

Disney's One Saturday Morning 

A Saturday Morning cartoon block that ran from 1997-2002 and replaced with the piece of shit ABC Kids. Featured some of the greatest cartoons like, Recess, Pepper Ann, and Sabrina the Animated Series

Harold:"Hey Dan what what would make ya feel real fine?!"

Dan:"Disney's ONE SATURDAY MORNING!"

Disney's One Saturday Morning by Mizkex October 6, 2008