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Chemically Romancing

The act of getting strong feelings from My Chemical Romance. Chemically Romancing can include crying from sadness, feeling overly excited to listen to any MCR song, and wanting to murder someone when they dislike MCR or don't know who they are.
"My friend is Chemically Romancing so hard right now I think she will drown us with her tears."

Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.
Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

Romancing the chicken 

When you are left alone and have ample time to slowly, methodically, and lovingly rub one out.
Bill' gf Fran was going to be out for a few hours, so what better way to spend the time than romancing the chicken?

Romancing The Donut 

"Yo, what's up dawg! I hear you and Vi been hanging out, yo?!"
"Yeah, we been cold chillin'."
"You been romancing the donut?"
"Hell yeah! Her pus is chronic, bro."

Rowaning 

When you stab yourself with a pencil and the led goes in your skin.
Rowan-a-few-days-ago: i stabbed myself w a pencil!
Guy: Dude I saw everyone is rowaning as well!

Ronaning 

verb
ronaning, ronaned, to ronan
to blow something out of proportion; to be "apeoidic"
Why'd you kill my dog bro? Stop ronaning! It was just rock paper scissors!
Ronaning by Fracklebanger June 15, 2021