Humpty's Revenge 

When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show

"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."

Humpty's Revenge by OnewithaTree November 9, 2012

redman's revenge 

When a chick is giving you a handjob, and she's twisting her hands as she goes up and down, she accidentally twists the wrong way and gives your dick an indian burn.

I was having a blast with Marcy but then she gave me a redman's revenge. I've been icing my crotch for a week.

redman's revenge by Brian H October 26, 2005

ghandi's revenge 

The morning after results of a very spicy curry (suggestion = put your toilet rolls in the fridge for the next day) see rusty water and ring sting

John had severe ghandi's revenge the day after his curry munching.

ghandi's revenge by dj_derek March 5, 2003

General Tso's Revenge 

1. Noun. A stomach and lower intestinal tract condition incurred after eating too much/too greasy Chinese food. Often results in less than solid stool movements, aka shitsplosions.
2. The Chinese version of Montezuma's Revenge

Panda Express offers its customers free General Tso's Revenge after each meal.

General Tso's Revenge by Jaceph866 January 31, 2009

Queen Anne's Revenge 

1. Edward Teach (Blackbeard)'s ship when he became a pirate in the west indies during his early career. Used by him for less than a year but an effective tool in his prize taking He died at the hands of Lieutenant Robert Maynard just at the shore to his great ship.

2. A very good song by Wheels of Poseidon about the life and escapades of Blackbeard, celebrating his life, adventures and the amazing musical genius of Hans Zimmer.

The Queen Anne's Revenge docked in Corsica when Blackbeard wanted to pick up a few wenches for the weekend.

Queen Anne's Revenge became the number 1 download on PirateBay and iTunes because Wheels of Poseidon have no issues with copyright or people pirating their music.

Queen Anne's Revenge by Shoutin Will Bellamy February 18, 2011

Ronald's Revenge  

getting diarrhea after consuming food at Mcdonald's

I got Ronald's revenge after eating that big Mac

Ronald's Revenge by Frankie D, February 15, 2007

Geoffrey's Revenge 

Geoffrey's Revenge is a flaming bag of bungle fingers (or indeed a bungle fist) found upon ones doorstep, that can only be dowsed with the merry stampings of the unitiated. Although not exclusive to this, It is most likely found upon the doorstep of Thames telivison staff circa 1992.

'Maude! Maude! Call a Bobby! There's a massive Geoffrey's Revenge on the door step and I fear my slippers can't take it!" - 1992 Thames Television executive, circa 2005

Geoffrey's Revenge by JimiTheSaint May 24, 2010