quasi

Slang for cola purchased from a corner convenience store fountain softdrink dispenser.

Hey guy, wanna go to the store and grab a quasi?

- Sure, quality idea guy.

quasi by Faddy May 19, 2006

quasi

If you go into a state police or highway patrol academy you receive quasi military training.

The Troopers at the Florida Highway Patrol's academy make it seem like you're getting trained like Marines. In reality its just quasi training compared to the training and treatment you'd recieve if you joined the Army, Marines, Air Force, or Navy.

quasi by Dime Bag Darell July 31, 2006

Quasi

The act of getting high from smoking weed.

Me and Bryan got quasied before the concert.

Hey do you want to Quasi before school today?

Quasi by SunRaY615 June 10, 2010

quasi

When a girl does something sexual, but doesn't cause the male(s) involved to cum.

Nah dude it was a quasi! It wasn't good enough to get me blue-balled.

quasi by xBatesanx January 9, 2011

Quasi

An exceptionally unattractive woman.

Taken from "Quasimodo" (a.k.a. The Hunchback of Notre Dame) the nickname of a very unattractive girl.

Person 1:"Holy balls! That girl over there is so ugly!"

Person 2: "Yeah, she's a real Quasi!"

Quasi by James Mace February 25, 2008

quasi

A person who someone is almost dating. Used when discussing a couple where everyone thinks they are or should go out but have not yet made it official.

Jon and his quasi juggle soccer balls.

quasi by Clong November 30, 2004

quasi

A right minging bunter. Other words used could be swamp donkey or, of course, carrot cruncher! Normally a quasi will have a slight limp or will just walk abit funny (Like they've just shat themselves for example!)

"Bloody hell mate, look at that chick over there walking like a right noggin, wait a minute, is that a chick or a bloke?!"
"Jesus harry christ son, that ain't either, thats a bloody quasi!!"

quasi by Trev November 19, 2003