Pud 

A very prissy, weak man of no masculine character at all. Totally void of toughness.

John wad is such a pud.

Pud by Dynodikk June 9, 2009

pud 

An east indian(punjabi) translation of the word Fart, to pass gas, or break wind, ect...

Today in class when it was all quiet, I forced out a massive Pud.

pud by Hassan the super pakk April 15, 2006

pud 

A stupid or useless person

That guy is such a pud I hate him

pud by Nina C December 28, 2005

pud 

Shortend form of the word pudendum: the external genital organs of a woman. (Vulgar)

Whoa, look at that chick sitting over there! You can see her pud!

pud by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006

Pud 

The one loser in every group of friends.
The butt-end of every joke.
A 26-year old virgin.
A person without gender.

"Look at that Pud hangin with those guys."
"What has titties and walks like a penguin? Pud!"

Pud by Anonymous September 10, 2003

pud 

Post urinal drip.

After you pee, sometimes there's a little drippage or leakage coming out of your penis. It's called post-urinal drip. This is common amongst boys and men of all ages. It's the reason why underwear lining is thicker at the front.

Wife: Whoa, did you just pee your pants?
Husband: No.. that's just pud.
Wife: Pud?
Husband: Yes, pud. Post-urinal drip. I just went pee. That's just a little extra leftover that was caught in my urethra.

pud by ebrian August 21, 2011

pud 

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods is a pud.

pud by fuck tiger December 11, 2009