Definitions by ebrian

pud 

Post urinal drip.

After you pee, sometimes there's a little drippage or leakage coming out of your penis. It's called post-urinal drip. This is common amongst boys and men of all ages. It's the reason why underwear lining is thicker at the front.

Wife: Whoa, did you just pee your pants?
Husband: No.. that's just pud.
Wife: Pud?
Husband: Yes, pud. Post-urinal drip. I just went pee. That's just a little extra leftover that was caught in my urethra.

pud by ebrian August 21, 2011

joned 

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d

1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!

joned by eBrian March 21, 2003

rats 

1. Plural, for rat.
2. A group of small animals, rodents. Tend to dwells in the sewers. (Sewer rat).
2. An expression of discontent. See also damn or shit.

1. Pied Piper: "Damn, where'd all these rats come from?"
2. "Rats!" Johnny exclaimed, when he discovered he'd shot the wrong person.
3. After several smelly farts, and downing a package of ex-lax pills, Bobby realized that it was time to feed the rats.

rats by eBrian December 23, 2002

UTAH 

1. a State in the USA.
2. Acronym; "Up The Ass Hard". See bufu.
3. Used as an expression if someone is about to get beat up or shot.

1. Mormons live in Utah.
2. Tom, Dick and Harry, all like it UTAH.
3. "Oh that's it, he'll pay for that. I'm gonna give it to him UTAH!"

UTAH by eBrian December 15, 2002

dood 

alternate spelling for dude. See dude

1. "Dood, did you see that?"
2. "Man, that dood is messed up."

dood by eBrian December 14, 2002