program failure

A euphemism for someone who keeps getting in trouble in prison and whose “points” will consequently go up, leading them to a higher security prison setting.

We can’t just wake up one day and say, “Man, I’m gonna move outta this place,” so we just keep rackin’ up the write-ups until we’re labeled a program failure so we can get a change in scenery!

program failure by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019

program time 

West coast slang for time to grind, get deep work in.

i.e working out, hustling.

"It's program time homes!"

program time by SDFL6 March 5, 2022

Program Block 

The act of pulling up your programs list from the start menu to block the screen and your window tabs at the bottom of the screen. Usually used at school when a prick of a teacher is making sure you're doing your work. Also used if a porn addict is trying to cover up what website he's on, such as cumfiesta.com.

Zane: Shit Wagners coming!
John: Program Block him.
(Zane pulls up his programs list)
Wagner: I'm glad to see you're not on the internet.
(Wagner walks away)
Zane:Lick my balls Wagener. (He punches DeBolck in the face)

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Example 2:
DeBlock: cumfiesta.com is so great.
Lulu: Dan what are you doing?
DeBlock: (pulls up programs list quickly.) Nothing.
Lulu: Okay, I'm gonna go continue to get railed by Jeffas.

Program Block by West Milly Wagnerfuckers May 27, 2010

Program Shock 

The shock from transitioning from one program to another on a computer.

Usually applies to art programs such as Paint Tool Sai, GIMP, Photoshop, etc. etc.

Person A: Hey, is he alright?

Person B: Yeah, he's just pissed that we don't have GIMP, so he has to use MS Paint instead. Just a little program shock, that's all.

Person A: Ah, okay.

Person C: *fetal position*

Program Shock by Claret the Radioactive Molerat November 23, 2011

program incest 

Having intimate relations with someone within your college or university program. Often risking a break up and hardships throughout the rest of your post-secondary experience, generally frowned upon especially in smaller program sizes.

Joe: Hey, that girl in our lecture is hot AF.
Greg: No that'd be program incest, you know you never do that.

program incest by bean george May 27, 2021

program people 

Persons who are members of Twelve-Step groups (programs), e.g., AA, NA, CA, MA, SA, SLA, OA, CODA, and PA.

Bill hangs out only with program people since he got sober.

program people by Twelve-Step slang October 24, 2004

program manager 

The person at your job who has an ambiguous role, disappears into conference rooms for hours at a time, and hasn't ever done anything that pertains to your work (that you know of). No one knows what this person does. They are quite literally Milton from Office Space.

The new guy Fabian, from Google, told me he is a program manager. Does anyone know what that actually means?

program manager by Random Computer October 16, 2017