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prexting 

1. pretending to text
2. to avoid eye contact or conversation with someone
3. awkwardness
"Frannie was prexting in the hallway to avoid her ex-boyfriend."
prexting by Coco Ellie October 21, 2009

Absentee Printing 

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
Absentee Printing by iNetter December 1, 2009

Peaceful Protesting 

What liberals call burning down buildings and rioting in the streets over a person dying who happened to be black

Pristinis 

Wow, Rob's penis is so fantastic. I would even go as so far as calling it a pristinis!

Prestige 

When someone basically thinks they are super hot and good looking and untouchable.
omg shes so prestige and she knows it

shes so prestige
Prestige by sxchike December 4, 2014

pressing pickle 

Pressing your wiener against a babershop window
Yep, someone's pressing pickle down at Joes
pressing pickle by p0c November 10, 2016