preschool dropout 

Somebody so unbelievably dumb you swear that they must have dropped out of preschool.

5th Grader In 2010: "Justin Bieber's audience are all preschool dropouts! LOL!"

preschool dropout by E hates Q September 22, 2018

preschooler 

People who are really short and/or go to preschool. Such as midgets or simply 4-yr-olds.

Kev: Whoa! Jamie is such a preschooler!
Al: Yeah, I know!
Both: *laughs*

preschooler by Al_the_destroyer May 29, 2010

preschool 

Older than old school. Way x 10^6 back in the day.

Eric Clapton's records have always been kinda old school, but that latest joint is preschool.

preschool by Jeff Stewart April 14, 2004

drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.

"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

drunk preschooler by Mary-Anne Karein June 17, 2018

Jesus Preschool 

The stereotypical, faith-filled pre-elementary school that most small town children went to, typically held in a church basement. Includes cheese balls, prayer before snack, and 100 toddlers singing "Away in a Manger" for the yearly Christmas performance. Not limited to Protestant (Methodist, Baptist, Lutheran, etc.) and Catholic locations.

Oh my gosh, you went to Jesus Preschool? So did I! Did you say *insert rhyming prayer here*, too?!

Jesus Preschool by maybelatergater September 5, 2016

Smouldering preschool 

When she's recieved too many loads that the children start screaming running from the preschool.

"I had so many loads coming out of me it was like a smouldering preschool"

Smouldering preschool by Mortariontyphus May 25, 2023

Preschool Teacher 

Party animals that don’t actually do anything with the kids, they just sleep,party, repeat. Also they’re smokin hot

Man: I wanna be a preschool teacher when I grow up

Preschool Teacher: *passed out on the floor*

Preschool Teacher by BrokenShower January 19, 2019