Pre-signing On 

When a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn't want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. So why the hell are they signed on in the first place? Well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren't in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on button more than once. DUH

Aaron: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life

Pre-signing On by akararules July 6, 2010

pre shit fart 

A pre shit fart, is the last bit of gas left over, which takes over the remaining space between your rectum , your poop and the air. It is the worst smelling fart ever, smells like you have shit your sefl, without actually shitting yourself. It is your last and final warning to get your butt to the toilet!

I have been busting ass all the way home, but this last one was a real pre shit fart.

It is the last amount before you are actually praire dogging. A preshit fart is allowing your company to actally smell the authenticity of what your shit would smell like if they were hagging out in the bathroom with you. Mostly, smells like a trucker shit.

Angel just threw a pre-shit fart and then dashed to the bathroom.....almost missing the bowl

pre shit fart by Fartologist December 22, 2013

Pre Shower Shit 

Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S)

"Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower"
"Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit"

Pre Shower Shit by Dicked September 30, 2012

Post gym pre shower 

This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout.

"I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."

Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.

Post gym pre shower by Dee Jay Jolt March 30, 2010

Pre-season Jargle 

when a tv series or something similar does a bunch of weird random stuff before the new season starts

sorry for the pre-season jargle

Pre-season Jargle by PerfectPeridot December 7, 2020

Pre-Slice 

Using the penis in an up-and-down motion to separate the labia majora/minora (AKA pussylips AKA meat curtains AKA chewed up bubble gum) to help facilitate insertion. Works best when the vagina has been pre-moistened to avoid dry rub.

I was bangin this 66-year old chick last night...bitch was so dry I had to spit on her pussy and pre-slice for 3 minutes!

Pre-Slice by 415kevinM July 29, 2013

pre-sleep wank 

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.

B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2

pre-sleep wank by kooni June 28, 2007