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e-pottering 

The act of accidentally squandering several hours (or days) on your computer while not doing anything in particular. e.g., YouTubing “just one more” vid, re-filing mp3s, looking up friends of friends of friends on Facebook, wading through MySpace band requests, Tweeting randoms, browsing for the definition of your own name on the Urban Dictionary etc...

The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).
Dude 1 - Bro, you look knackered today were you out late partying?
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.
e-pottering by The Purple Princess December 11, 2009
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Pottering 

Occupying oneself in an aimless but pleasant way
Ram was pottering around
Pottering by Rishav February 19, 2018

pottersexual 

An obsession over the fictional character Harry Potter
"Draco Malfoy is the definition of Pottersexual."
pottersexual by Emo Wizz May 5, 2018

pottergasm 

An extreme overload of excitement induced by Harry Potter leading to an orgasm-like experience.
"like omg the 5th movie comes out 8 days before the last book! IM GONNA HAVE A POTTERGASM!!!"
pottergasm by gregalicious April 12, 2007

Potteria 

A general term for all things Harry Potter-related.
"Oh hey, I just bought an Encyclopedia of Potteria !"
"Oh yeah, what's in it?"
"Everything.."

Potterites

The lovers of the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

see:
Harry Potter
J.K. Rowling
Being one of the ultimate POTTERITES, I waited for 2 hours in the rain for the arrival of the 5th Harry Potter book.
Potterites by Tessa the Great December 11, 2003

otterism 

Chris: Otterism is God.
otterism by Joe Fdfadf November 10, 2007