Poot Sniffer 

One who reads internet guidance on a subject that has not been proven yet follows the OP like it is the word of a celestial intentity. This person also regurgitates the info on to other poot sniffers and before you know it you have a group of poot sniffers doing the same thing.

A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.

A dumb ass that does no research.

Man, stop being a Poot Sniffer and research the subject. Those dumb asses are poot sniffers, that shit doesn't do anything stated.

Poot Sniffer by StunterShadeZ May 10, 2018

poot slap 

poot:the women's vagina. slap: a hard smack. poot slap:to smack a women's vagina

dude did you see me poot slap that chick?

poot slap by zacH Nowicki January 5, 2006

Poot Slap 

The noise made during enthusiastic intercourse.

My lady and I had some serious poot slap going on.

Poot Slap by Dookie J January 9, 2004

poot slap 

To slap one's opponent such that an audible "poot" sound is emitted. This sound is formed by a puckering of the lips, a slight intonation from the vocal chords, and an exhaling of air. See McPeek.

See that foo! He got poot slapped! "POOT! McPeek!"

poot slap by McPeek December 9, 2003

poot sauce 

1.Something that is bad or disliked.

2.Someone who is being "poot sauce", is considered to be a fag or a sissy.

3.A situation that is bad or undesireable.

It is poot sauce that we cannot go out tonight.

Dave is being poot sauce and staying home.

poot sauce by Devol June 6, 2005

poot-scoot 

It is that thing that others call a pussy but I, being the southerner that I am, call it a poot-scoot because it sounds kewler.

I bet that she got that good poot-scoot, mommy.

poot-scoot by Corey December 5, 2004

Poot Shoot 

A poot shoot is to take a photo or video of your own, or someone else's fecal, also known as shit, and distribute it in a sexual way, almost like like sending a nude photo

Parish was fired because he sent his boss poot shoot of soupy shit and asked him "who is your daddy?"
Parish sent a girl a poot shoot and she replied to him, "why did you send me a picture of your shit?"

Poot Shoot by Nova Scotia Unibrow November 4, 2014