pooportunity

the opportunity to do something while pooping

i got a pooportunity to text

pooportunity by Kya DolanTFan January 8, 2019

Pooportunity

when a woman is already sitting down to pee, and decides to use the opportunity to poop.

Since Debbie's outfit was so complicated, when she sat down to pee, she used the pooportunity to drop a deuce as well.

Pooportunity by elKeitho December 10, 2021

Window of Pooportunity 

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.

Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.

Window of Pooportunity by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013

Impactful pooportunity

The opportunity to to finally poop after many days of impacting due to constipation.

I finally had an impactful pooportunity and I feel much lighter now!

Impactful pooportunity by -Office wife November 24, 2009

poopportunity

1. A place where you have the opportunity to poop.
2. The chance to take the hardest-core of a poop

Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.

poopportunity by VicsterLovesLil June 20, 2011

plopportunity 

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.

Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public

plopportunity by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014

poopritunity 

The windows of time in which one can take a much needed poop. Waiting too long can have detrimental effects on your intestinal system.

"Better hurry it up, gotta take my poopritunity, or else I won't be able to go."

poopritunity by J-Bo October 19, 2005