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Prison, a place where government thinks the sly, criminal-minded belong.
Bollocks! Aidan almost got his skinny asphalt locked up in the pokey for doing a 1520.
Pokey by Sesan. October 4, 2005
Ness's rival. He aids Giygas later on. He is also very fat.
Pokey let off some gas! Ness's offense decreased by 10!
pokey by EarthboundEspeon May 27, 2003
.Noun

A sharp object, typically a swiss-army or pocket knife used to inflict pain on someone.
Primarily used as a weapon of defense for teens in the inner cities.
Pokey

Bro, 2 dudes were on the train and tried to rob me for my Iphone. I had the pokey on me though so I just started pokin niggas.
Blood was leaking everywhere shit was crazy.
pokey by realN February 10, 2014
We had to leave little orphan Jimmy behind, he was pokey.
Pokey by AK26 August 3, 2005
The backstabbing neighbor of Ness. He is a pussy and fights against Ness in the final battle against Gigyas in a giant metal robot suit.
Pokey is a fat pussy with no friends.
pokey by Sodomy August 2, 2004
More meanings:
A slang for jail.
Slow, 'chubby', etc.
I've been in da 'pokeh!
pokey by Marty Polisbonar April 23, 2003