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Ploaf is a nonsense word used often as a synonym for excrement, but may replace any word or part of speech. The term originated from a misunderstanding of a team name in the classic cross-platform real-time strategy game, Myth, from Bungie Software. That team's name was "The Pimento Loafers", shortened as "ploaf" (from the 1999 Myth World Cup on Macobserver.com). "Ploaf" is now most commonly used online since 2004 as part of a username (see the user profile for "ploafmaster" on RadioParadise.com from 2004).

Both of the cited uses of this word predate the older UD definition, as evidenced by the examples.
I think I have to drop a ploaf in the toilet.
ploaf by ploafmaster July 4, 2012
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An extremely delicate item, Must be handled with care and love.
Wow my heart is such a pluffer...
pluffer by sadasdasd3q4324 April 28, 2016
In federal criminal cases, cooperating with the government is commonly known as a proffer agreement, interview, proffer letter, or a “Queen for a Day” letter.

A proffer agreement is a written contract between a federal prosecutor and defendant, or a person under a criminal investigation, where they will make an agreement to give the prosecutor useful information. Their statements won't be used against them later in a criminal proceeding.
John had to proffer he was looking at 45 years
Proffer by connierobinsonkc March 21, 2023

ploofing 

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.
He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.
ploofing by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

bullet ploof grass 

Iamwildcat said in a video with vanossgaming "we should have hid behind the bullet ploof grass. I just had a dyslexic moment."
Hey man i just installed some bullet ploof grass
Bukharian food mainly consisting of rice, chicken or beef, vegetables, and spices
Plof originated in Uzbekistan and spread by the famous polonov family throughout the world
Reuven: hey buchi whats good
Bool: nothing much just enjoying my plof u feel me
Reuven: Word bool shit looks lit
Plof by illAmir October 11, 2016