Playped 

Having been forced to read Shakespeare against one's will. The act of plaype is seen in the 1986 "film," Wired to Kill. The term was coined by internet celebrity Rich Evans of RedLetterMedia on Best of the Worst.

My English teacher kept wanting me to read Act 4 Scene 5 of Hamlet. I told her I didn't want to, but she kept threatening me and didn't even ask for consent. I was playped.

Playped by You Can't Stump the Milo July 18, 2016

plumped

Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched.

It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.

plumped by PMax October 8, 2008

Pamped 

The equivalent of being riled up, fired up, aggressive, overly excited about something.

1. After he scored the touchdown he was pamped up.

2. Kaitlin wouldn't stop her rebuttal, she was officially too pamped.

3. Him: "I know what I'm talking about!!! Blahblahblah"

Her: "Okay, geez, no need to get all pamped up!"

Pamped by AlecGray September 29, 2011

plumped

Someone who is starting to get fat. They were average weight, but now getting bigger.

Man ever since her man left her, Maria has been getting plumped!

plumped by BK2 September 17, 2006

pamped 

basically, its just the same as merked but a bit more playful. merked owned

person1: "shoot that ball man"
person2:"k man chill"
person3:"cmon, bet yu cant score"
*person 2 kicks the ball and scores*
person1 to person3:"you just got pamped haha, :D"

pamped by Matty da Jew March 16, 2009

Plapped-a-puss 

Best used in the missionary position.
When the male reaches the climax of his orgasm, he withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina and shoots his load all over her vulva. He then slaps the cum covered pussy with his dick, making the semen splatter the surrounding areas.

"Last night I plapped-a-puss fuckin' hardcore, man."

Plapped-a-puss by Merick August 18, 2007

Plumped Shlump 

To be in a state and or feeling of
"being empty inside, and void, yet also feeling full an immobile. But most of all, comfortable, and cozy."

Calvin: Aye, Buddy! I'm feeling really "Plumped Shlump" right now.

Carl: I'm Plumped... and I'm {Shlumped}.

Jennifer: I'm Plump Shlumpin' right now.

Plumped Shlump by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020