Skip to main content

Kénji The Pizza Man 

Literally the fucking incarnate of God's Holy will. He has the magic ability to deliver pizza to anyone in the known universe. His pizza company is rather special being named "Pizza Nut". His Pizza is made of the finest Tiddy milk dough harvested from the most organic anime girls. Don't get him mad cause he'll eat your ass through your mouth then steal your toenail collection jar. His side abilities include being a complete fucking nuisance, kik findering thots, and fucking over everyone in a general area.
Customer: "Ay yo gimme one of them Large Tiddy Milk Dough extra furry meat Pizza, extra mayonnaise on that bitch"

Kénji The Pizza Man: "Yeah Yeah Homie I gotchu bitch I'll be there in a couple weeks"

deep-man pizza 

A guy who shares the same alure as a deep pan pizza with mouth-wateringly good looks.
“I could really go for a deep-man pizza right now, I’m starving!” said Kat as she licked her lips.
deep-man pizza by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

Pac Man Pizza 

1. An extemely small pizza, the size of Pac Man.
2. A pizza with a slice removed to make it look like Pac Man.
1. "This pizza is the size of Pac Man."
2. "Dude, check it out, I took a slice of pizza and now it looks like Pac Man."

Evan: "How was it?"
Chuck: "It would have been better if I could have tasted it, it was so small."
Pac Man Pizza by Zero7795 August 22, 2005

poor man's pizza sandwich 

When you take two slices of your favorite pizza and fold them over on top of each other so the crusts are on top and bottom.
" I woke up this morning with a famous hangover, there were two slices of pepperoni left so I made a poor man's pizza sandwich with them. Now I need a Tums!"

Pizza manipulation 

The dark science of cutting a pizza unevenly, to your advantage, so that no one will notice that you got the bigger slice.
Cory has been dabbling in pizza manipulation. I used to be like him until I got called out at a party.

Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion 

The best rapper in the game, spits nothing but fire bro. He murdered my 2 children in a drug induced blackout
Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion is fire as fuck bro but I'm still really sad about those kids