frosting the perimeter 

When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.

“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”

“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”

“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”

frosting the perimeter by GerthPaul November 16, 2022

accost the perimeter 

Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.

I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!

Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!

Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.

The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.

The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.

accost the perimeter by GerthPaul December 1, 2022

Boy Perimeter

an invisible force, like a magnetic field, that repels romantic interests from coming within six inches of you

"She's never been kissed, maybe it's the boy perimeter?"

Boy Perimeter by sarahsaidit March 4, 2015

Texan Perimeter 

When you have sex with a girl in a perimeter of ten gallon hats.

"Yeah dude I fucked Jolene in a Texan Perimeter."
"Yeehaw partner!"

Texan Perimeter by RowdyCoyote April 30, 2020

The Perimeter

Oh, hey, by the way... I tried to say I'll be- I'm just kidding. Um, the perimeter doesn't reach very far. It only goes as far as the residential area of the pier.

Hym "That's why I asked how many kids I saw within however many days. You guessed 3 and you were right regarding THAT day but you missed the 3 little boys by the pier. The perimeter doesn't reach very far."

The Perimeter by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here

pedometer by lschi1 March 31, 2015

pedometer

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."

pedometer by va1erio December 14, 2008