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Pencil Sharpener 

A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
Where is my pencil sharpener?
Pencil Sharpener by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020

Pencil Sharpener 

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.
"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."

Pencil sharpener 

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job
Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener

Pencil sharpener 

Jimmy needed to use the pencil sharpener he slipped Sophia $20

broken pencil sharpener 

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony
broken pencil sharpener by lizzy44 November 2, 2020

Parker Pencil Sharpener 

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!
"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"