sand paper dick 

When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.

girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.

sand paper dick by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 19, 2009

dick paper 

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.

Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.
Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!

dick paper by SFJH August 30, 2007

paper cut dick 

When you make fun of Meg, she slowly glides the sharp ridge of printer paper on your dickhole and presses down.

When Ryan is mean, his dick will bleed because she paper cut his dick. He cries because he now has paper cut dick.

paper cut dick by Mg12398 July 10, 2016

dick piper 

When a girl is known for blowing so much that where ever she goes there's a line of at least ten guys behind her. aka: a dick piper

Josh: bro this girl named Rachel is such a dick piper, she just blew me like 20 min ago.
Noah: yea man I saw, I was like 4 guys behind you.

dick piper by jashin13 July 13, 2014

Pied Piper of Sucking Dick 

When a young twink hops around on one leg pretending to suck a dick.

Wow, he is doing the Pied Piper of Sucking Dick

Pied Piper of Sucking Dick by BigCOCKDADDY! August 2, 2020

Papendick 

Any ailment requiring a visit to a local clinic after a night of bad decisions.

7 Jagerbombs, and a pitcher of blue moon, and I blacked out. I just hope I didnt get papendick last night.

Papendick by Caceezy March 26, 2011

papersick 

to feel nauseous when trying to read a paper or page projected on a screen

Quit moving the paper under the projector. I'm going to be papersick.

papersick by Makarios_ March 31, 2022