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jimmy paging 

that thing of when a white guy starts to look more and more asian as they get older, inspired by the way Led Zeppelin's guitarist Jimmy Page aged into an asian dude
wow james urbaniak is really jimmy paging
jimmy paging by cfboyd April 28, 2014

Yellow Paging 

The act of rolling and smoking a marijuana cigarette, or joint, in a page from the phone book. Frequently the only option if one is unable to get rolling papers.
Justin: Holy fuck, do you guys even remember what we did last night?
Dave: Nah, I remember yellow paging the shit out of some of that white widow Joe had and the rest of the night's just a blur.
Joe: Alright guys, why the fuck is there a tiger in the bathroom?
Yellow Paging by superd4ve March 17, 2010

yellow paging 

The act of fingering a female. From the Verizon Yellow Page phonebook slogan, let your fingers do the walking. See also James Earl Jones.
That girl was such as tease, she made me stop after yellow paging her.
yellow paging by GSS November 16, 2004

white based named paging system 

when people with white sounding names have richer careers across the board than others who don’t in America.
The white based named paging system kept America a superpower.

Co-Paging 

When a couple shares joint custody of a social media page and you don't know which one you're fucking talking to.......Basically.
I wish my friend would get out of his wife's pussy and they get separate pages and quit co-paging......I never know who the fucks typing.
Co-Paging by Wig Pusha August 28, 2016

last-minute paging-cancel 

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.