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Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace 

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
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Set The Pace 

Two guys are having a rap battle, but want to know who's going first.

Eddie: Nathan, set the pace
Nathan: Yeah ok.
Set The Pace by Maximum007 March 12, 2007

sexy pace 

When a runner maintains a moving cadence that is slower than their usual efforts, usually being able to hold a normal conversation or to run without excessive huffing and puffing and premature exhaustion. Slower, sexy pace runs are essential in a training plan to build strength and cardio fitness over longer distances.

The term is a playful reference to other physical activities that normally require two or more people, can last a long time and require stamina, and are best enjoyed when all parties take their time and go slow rather than one or more participants trying to rush through and finish the activity as fast as possible.
My training plan has me running two long runs per week at sexy pace. Those will take me longer, but I won't be so tired after them because they are slower.
sexy pace by TheHairyRunner July 11, 2022

snail Pace 

When someone/ something goes increadibly slow, like a snail or slug.
Guy 1: hey dude I'm not ready yet
Guy 2: ill go snail pace dw
Guy1: cool, slide along nadges
snail Pace by beccakg1 May 15, 2011

Smitty Pace 

When a vehicle is going unreasonably slower than the speed limit and is holding up the flow of traffic
That car is going Smitty Pace for gods sake
Smitty Pace by PortageeIron July 21, 2016

Sink-a-pace 

Cinquepace (dance), sink is a sewer
I would not so much as make water but in a sink-a-pace.
Act 1, scene 3, Lines 117-118.
Sink-a-pace by Phy$ic April 29, 2021

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