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Orchid Stamp

The female version of a mushroom stamp; when a woman places her vagina on a person's forehead, leaving a mark where her vagina had been.
I woke up this morning to my girlfriend giving me an orchid stamp! It was hot but kinda weird...
Orchid Stamp by honeytiger May 6, 2009

Orchid Shot 

When a certain person is playing games, and all you want is legit answers, you may have the urge to "Orchid shot" them. Meaning, punch in the genitals, resulting in a serious answer.
Lakesha was being coy when asked about her music taste, so I orchid shot'd her and finally received my answer....
Orchid Shot by ph0tek August 29, 2017

Orchid Butter 

Orchid Butter comes from a women's vagina also known as an orchid during female ejaculation.
I was fucking this chick doggy style and when she had an organism she released her orchid butter all over my leg.
Orchid Butter by Orchidjuicebox March 13, 2016

Orchid Widow 

An Orchid Widow - is similar to other types of widows - golf widows, football widows, A woman married to a man obsessed with orchids, growing them, looking at them, talking to them etc. Only the Orchid Widow is not a seasonal widow - the Orchid Widow is a permanent condition lasting all year long, but frequently peaking in the spring and fall when festivals and shows that can be held on the other side of the planet are occurring. The Orchid widow will get a glazed look on her eyes while she listens to her husband or significant other describe plants and their characteristics in great boring detail. The Orchid Fanatic will have long ruined any interest that the wife may have had for orchids years ago, her interest being overwhelmed by the males obsessive behavior and abnormal interest in flowers.
Yes, I heard she had become an orchid widow. But she took care of it when she put all his orchid plants in the driveway, covered them with kerosene and dropped a match. And in case you were wondering, they are divorced now.
Orchid Widow by illyria illyar October 21, 2011

skie-orchid 

A sarcastic bitch who is violent and also hates their mother but loves their father. Likes reading and writing and art. Is also a spider.
Skie-Orchid can read a 150 book in a day

thai orchid 

A sexual position popularized by Thai prostitutes in the 1980s. It requires the ability to contort the body into a pretzel-like shape and reach down to massage the scrotum during intercourse.

The position gives an observer the impression of a "blooming orchid" when it is executed properly.
Holy shit, that girl can do the Thai Orchid.
thai orchid by Pollup December 25, 2007