I only work here 

This is a phrase used to express resignation to a situation that one has no control over, where the person making the statement acknowledges that there is an issue that needs to be addressed but implies that the issue is beyond his control, power or pay grade.

co-worker : Don't you think we need to inform our clients that their bank may be going under -receivership?
co-worker2: I don't know man, I only work here...

I only work here by smoking_acez June 20, 2016

One show only

An exciting act that can never be repeated by the artist.

The showman was a sensation covering himself in gasoline, dynamite, TNT, then lighting and match, sadly its one show only!

One show only by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

Only the brave 

Only the brave or Otb aka the best song on walls.

Person 1 : I'm starting to like Louis Tomlinson's songs
Person 2 : Listen to Only the brave you'll love it

Only the brave by BURNTROM4NCES November 1, 2020

artillery only 

Some guy made a video and now his fans strive for maximizing soft attack at the cost of organization and the person's IQ.

James: hay, hows it going?
Steven: ARTILLERY ONLY
James: wtf is wrong with you
Steven: Breast fill a man's hands, but ARTILLERY fills a man's heart.

artillery only by someaccount August 23, 2018

onlyfans

Pornhub if it was managed by Electronic Arts.

Who the hell pays $20 per month for this girl's onlyfans content!?

onlyfans by Tsjaad_Donderlul November 9, 2020

The mind can only comprehend...

The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.

The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

The mind can only comprehend... by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020

Only you 

Train. Hunt. Kill. Sacrifice.
Cull the herd.
Only you...
Can make all this world seem right.
Only you...
Can make the darkness bright.

Person 1: Good. Cull the herd.
Person 1: You are a warrior.
Person 1: Only you...

Only you by Deputy Pratt April 24, 2019