OAF 

Short for 'Open Ass Fart', To OAF is when you hold your butt cheeks open and fart. With your butt cheeks spread your butthole opens and makes a quiet wind noise but the deadly smell will consume the room.

'Omg look it's Jenny and her friends, they're always so mean to me'
'Why don't you go over and OAF at them? That'll teach them'
'You know what, why not!'

OAF by Davisym September 18, 2017

Oaf 

Stupid, dumb, and slow type of buffoon. Always in the way and takes up all the space in the room with their XXXX-large oafy egos. Doesn't have the capacity to consider other people in the world.

Big time opportunists because they can't do anything by themselves. Even if they are old oafs and have years of oaf-life experience. Many oafs disguise themselves as real estate agents.

Arlene is the biggest oaf in New Jersey oaf-sightings I have ever encountered!

Oaf by Oaf Killer May 17, 2018

Oaf 

One who embodies an unbelievable ability to execute at a high level (athletically, artistically, etc.) and seemingly forgets how to do anything else in their life except win.

1. “Damn, Drew Allar got that mad oaf in him.”
2. Right after Lebron gets a triple double: “Lebron be straight oaffin all game.”
3. Coach to his team: “I need to see some big oaf energy tonight gentlemen!”

Oaf by Friz Khalifa September 23, 2023

Oaf 

A large, clumsy, dim-witted individual who tends to break things.

Tony: Oren sat on my lawn chair and it broke into a million pieces.

Nick: Damn! What an oaf!

Oaf by The O.T. January 4, 2011

Oaf 

A large cumbersome idiot with a limited vocabulary. Their bodies are normally out of proportion with the rest of them. Sausage fingers and a microscopic penis are a tell-tell sign of an Oaf. They're normally found near a blocked toilet, having just parked their breakfast there. An Oaf has a favoured past time of using his sausage fingers to check ones prostate.

OAF, n. Fat Idiot. A tall, fat arse troll that can't be taken outside into public during busy periods. 'Paul, I see you have the Oaf checking your prostate again? "Yeah, but it's nearly dinner time soon, so he has nearly finish".

Oaf by Short arse harris October 3, 2018

OAF 

An OAF is a derogatory term for the elderly meaning 'Old As Fuck'

'The car in front is so slow!'
'Must be an OAF driving'

OAF by asd38 May 22, 2013

oaf 

acronym for "only a friend" - a guy who will do just about anything with an attractive woman, short of anything sexual.

hence, his status of being "only a friend".

"...oh you mean that hot babe talking with Dave over there? don't worry dude,they're not a couple. you can still try to score with her....he's just an oaf!"

oaf by Robbie May 15, 2005