French Noodler

When a french man walks up to you and grabs a fistful of noodles and shoves them in your face with great force.

"Christian was walking down the street and a crazy frenchman jumped out of the shrubbery and attacked his face with a fistful of noodles!"

This Maneuver is known as the French Noodler

French Noodler by Koch Master June 20, 2009

Pot Noodler 

A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.

The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.

Pot Noodler by darloborn&inbred July 24, 2010

dookie noodler 

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.

"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"

dookie noodler by rubtwostix October 10, 2011

szechuan noodler 

A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.

She was looking for something extreme and so he gave her a szechuan noodler.

szechuan noodler by AbeTree October 8, 2012

Spooky Noodler 

When your girl is asleep and the guy smacks his meat on her forehead, thus spooking her with your noodle!

"Hey I gave my girl that spooky noodler this morning"

Spooky Noodler by Spook Doodle July 11, 2019

mississippi noodler 

When you lose a condom in a chicks vagina and you have to use your hand to get it out.

Yesterday I had to bust out the mississippi noodler.

mississippi noodler by hopkins and cruz January 3, 2010

Nantucket Noodler

The art of fisting a chick from the rear (like noodling for catfish) while drawing drawing cat whiskers on her face with a permanent marker and talking with a massachusetts accent.

My girlfriend was asking about noodling in Tennessee, so i gave her a Nantucket Noodler.

Nantucket Noodler by Poonsweat July 6, 2007