Swedish nightstick 

The act of freezing a large thick shit in saran wrap, then later dildoing a female 3-7 hours later upon removal of the frozen shit.

Yo, I gave my girl the swedish nightstick last night and SHE LOVED IT!

Swedish nightstick by Squid and LuBe June 9, 2011

Narcotic nightstick

That pain killer induced huge turd you have to take before you can leave the hospital.

Andre: Man what a relief has was to leave that narcotic nightstick in the toilet the nurse had to check before they would discharge me from the hospital today.
Vince: Yeah those are the worst.

Andre: That thing stood straight up above the toilet bowl. Looked like a billy club. Last I heard on my way to freedom was the nurses aide cussing as she tried to plunge it down. There was some talk about whether they would have to cut it in half to get it to go down.

Narcotic nightstick by cut the cards March 2, 2026

late night stick that won't quit 

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).

The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.

I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.

late night stick that won't quit by Ballantine February 24, 2007

Nigstick 

A stick used by white people to beat and/or abuse people of the negro culture.

One day two friends,a blackie and a whitie, were joking around but then the white one goes
"SHUT UP OR IM GONNA SLAP YOU WITH MY NIGSTICK!"

Nigstick by BrieandKerrie December 6, 2006

german night stick 

When a male slaps a girl(or male) in the face with his erect penis.

"Last night when my girlfriend was going down on me, I gave her the german night stick."

german night stick by j7thbay August 9, 2006

Niggastick

Game played with a stick, a car, and some insane friends
You drive down Martin Luther King blvd and take turns throwing the stick at black pedestrians when you throw you yell NIGGASTICK!!! If you hit the black person your friend has to go get the stick and run back to the car. If you miss you have to go.

Hey Kurtis were bored wanna go play some Niggastick?

Niggastick by Diclonius June 22, 2009

Night Stick 

A stick used to restrain criminals by the police, or namely the LAPD.

They kicked and hit Rodney King with the Night Stick, or a.k.a the Johnny Stick and it had no affect on him

Night Stick by Saints September 17, 2003