Newsom Politics 

Extreme radical left Political policies based purely on emotion and political gain rather than scientific fact. Newsom Politics rarley, if ever, benefit the people that they are implemented on. Based on California governer Newsom and his failed policies that make the people of California suffer.

Can also mean the act of forcing a policy onto a populace and then hypocritically not following that policy.

Person 1: Hey man you wanna go eat at Rob's sandwich shop?

Person 2: Didn't you hear? It closed down for good because of Newsom Politics.

Person 1: Wow really? Me and my dad ate there for years..

Person 2: At least we can go to French Laundry with 11 of our buddies and no masks like the gorverner did!

Newsom Politics by TheLibertarian December 10, 2020

Newsom’s Nacho 

See also def: Nacho Party and add Newsom in front. 1. nacho party
A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate into another man's stretched-out asshole, and then eat eat nacho chips using their semen as dip.
2.alternative term for San Francisco, CA.

I am elated to be back in Florida, after my trip to Newsom’s Nacho!

The gas prices for my diesel engine are insane over there in Newsom’s Nacho!

Newsom’s Nacho by Nacho Btch September 10, 2022

Newsom's Gambit

A gambit used when democracy is about to fall to an encroaching dictatorship. Named after Gavin Newsom, who is using this gambit to push back Velveeta Voldemort's rigging of the 2026 midterms.

Did you hear about Newsom's Gambit? It saved America!

Newsom's Gambit by LightRemembered August 23, 2025

Newsom’s Revenge

When you remove the water saver valve from a hotel shower head only to have your nipples injured taking a shower due to excessive water pressure.

Guys! I solved the water pressure problem in the room but got a bad case of Newsom’s Revenge!

Newsom’s Revenge by NotBryanS February 10, 2026

Gavin Newsom 

The awesomest Governor ever

Person 1: Everyone in our state loves our Governor.
Person 2: He must be Gavin Newsom

Gavin Newsom by JFK35 December 16, 2020

Gavin Newsom 

The awesomest governor ever

Person 1: Everybody in our state likes our governor.
Person 2: He must be Gavin Newsom

Gavin Newsom by JFK35 December 16, 2020

gavin newsom 

The worst governor of California. He created tons of new taxes, closed the beaches for no reason, and is doing nothing to battle the homeless crisis in California.

Larry: "Hey did you hear that instead of implementing new carbon emission laws, Gavin Newsom decided to ban gas powered cars completely?"
Bob: "Nope, and honestly I'm not even surprised."

gavin newsom by bigm42069 October 13, 2020