Morrissey 

GOD.

Morrissey created the universe in six days.

Morrissey by MorrisseyDisciple July 31, 2017

morrissey dance 

The Morrissey dance has been around since the 1980's, it involves flailing the arms and legs in an unusual fashion, people performing the dance can be easily recognised by the trail of gladioli or daffodils they leave behind. This dance was created by Morrissey, at the time of it's creation he was the lead singer of The Smiths.

Why is that man flailing his arms about and moving in an odd fashion?
Well he's just doing the Morrissey dance.

morrissey dance by Hatful Of Nathan November 29, 2013

morrissey friday

A Friday when you have to work on Saturday, so you can't really enjoy it like it's the end of the work-week. The opposite of a Bon Jovi Friday.

"T.G.I.F., bro!"
"Naw, bro. I gotta work tomorrow. Today is a Morrissey Friday."
"That sucks, bro."

morrissey friday by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

Morrissey Syndrome 

An overwhelming desire for a relationship with someone you can't (I Want The One I Can't Have).

Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey

Also known as Mozza Syndrome

Person 1: "I think about her all the time and dream about her every night man. I asked her and she said no. I guess I Want The One I Can't Have"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"

Morrissey Syndrome by WannaBeMorrissey May 22, 2016

Morrissey Flip

Another name for the skateboard trick combination of kickflip and backside smith grind.

Person 1: Do a Morrissey Flip.
Johan Stuckey: What is that? Kickflip back smith? fuck it, that's what a Morrissey flip is...

Morrissey Flip by buzzkillbd April 19, 2019

Morrissey'd 

briefly interacted with, facebook stalked and later masturbated over

that waitress was so hot I Morrissey'd her.

Morrissey'd by Yalgoo Bogan October 10, 2013

Thanks Morrissey 

Phrase to be used when someone delivers bad news in an otherwise pleasant conversation or time. It comes from the idea that Morrissey (solo artist and frontman of The Smiths) wrote depressing lyrics which were then often juxtaposed with quite upbeat or happy music. For example the song "Girlfriend in a Coma" or the chorus lyrics to "There is a Light that never comes out"

Dave - "My wife is pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"

Sally - "That's awesome, congratulations Dave!"

Steve - "The baby might be born with a disability"

Dave - "Oh thanks Morrissey!"

Thanks Morrissey by Jack Of Quack February 25, 2009