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powerpoint monotonics 

the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.

Monotonoff 

When two or more persons are involved in an aural exchange, where the participants' voices are notably monotonous.
"Who's more monotonous? Morgan, or Dan?"
"I'm not sure, they should have a monotonoff."

monopolous

adj.: boring as well as time-consuming, as an activity or person
Sitting at a desk all day with nothing to do is so monopolous
monopolous by Aleta Moorhouse January 10, 2009

Monotonesia 

Forgetting you've done something because you do it over and over again routinely. This happens because your brain tends to filter things out after repetitive action. This is why you don't remember every time you blink or find random little chores mysteriously done.
Dude: Wait a minute bro, did I just feed my dog or not?

Bro: Dude, you must have Monotonesia because you just did ten minutes ago.
Monotonesia by Dr Face Doctor August 12, 2010

Bonotonous

The state of extreme, monotonous boredom, usually associated with study leave and exams. Extreme boredom Leaves you spending days on end in your room, revising, chatting on msn, and making strange words on urban dictionary.
"Man, this revising sucks, im so f**king bonotonous, im gunna get off msn and watch some paint dry."

monogomous 

Yadiras boyfriend...
Yadira is the picture of a monogomous man.
monogomous by Todd May 5, 2005