molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

Sweet Sassy Molassy

holy shit or look at that

Sweet sassy molassy get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rub down!!

Sweet Sassy Molassy by Burgertime April 21, 2003

molassochist 

Someone who derives pleasure from causing a process to move painfully slow.

The guy at the DMV is a molassochist!

molassochist by Mike Shryock December 29, 2007

Moetastisch 

Moetastisch is a adjective to describe a wonderful and hot person . It’s based on the Name Moe, Moe is more than wonderful and honestly he deserves his own word. I love you

Wanda: Moe you are so hot

Moe: thanks

Wanda: you look Moetastisch

Moetastisch by Jennsleeps July 2, 2019

Mohtaseem 

Crazy ass shit boy whos crazy and very mohtassiumish. jkfso;ehygksvdbugykjs

1) Whos that running down the hall?

Oh thats a mohtaseem

2) Who broke a desk?

Oh thats a mohtaseem

Mohtaseem by Sexy swexyman September 16, 2012

moldtastic 

Feeling or wanting to mess with people and or troll.

I woke up feeling Moldtastic.
How are you feeling today? Moldtastic

moldtastic by NI3KFARTA May 4, 2023

molasses junction 

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

molasses junction by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009