Minnetonka high school 

A very prestigious high school that has focused students that love their drinking and sex every weekend.

I went to Minnetonka high school.

Minnetonka high school by Dancingswan June 24, 2011

Minnetonka high school 

Minnetonka high school was founded in 1952 and quickly became the best Minneapolis suburb public school. We are skippers; smart, kind, innovative, polite, popular, excellent, and sophisticated. Not only do we have a coffee shop in our school, we also bought iPads for students and teachers. Plus we have the best theatre in the area. So Edina can suck it and stuff their faces with cake....cake eaters.

Edina may have cake but we have the lake!

Minnetonka High school is superior to all; Potkins, E.D.I.N.A., and the Trojans

Minnetonka high school by RaggedyAnn October 14, 2012

Minnetonka Muskie Lunge 

sexual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. As the cum drunk slute goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. Lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her anus and clasp her vaginal cavity with his other fingers like a muskie's mouth. Then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.

Derek executed a successful Minnetonka Muskie Lunge on the Sea Donkey at the Fletchers volleyball afterhours.

Minnetonka Muskie Lunge by Geo X. November 19, 2007

Minnetonka High School 

A dumb school full of stupid preps.

Minnetonka High School's for queers.

Minnetonka High School by pimpundapressure October 13, 2011

Minnetonka Minty Pig 

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards

Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...

Minnetonka Minty Pig by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020

lake minnetonka 

Where Prince goes to purify himself.

"Why don't you go purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka

lake minnetonka by HiltonAC September 25, 2006

Lake Minnetonka 

1. A Minnesota lake
2. The body of water in which Prince's character 'The Kid' (motion picture Purple Rain) states that purification occurs.

While boating in a small northern Minnesota lake, in Perham, Shane fell into the water. Mary exclaimed, "Shane with isn't Lake Minnetonka!"

Lake Minnetonka by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010