When you eat Taco Bell all day and spend the next day on the toilet just waiting. You can be doing work, school, or porn, you just have to sit there all day.

“John, where are you?” Craig said.
“Ugh, bro I got the Charms of Mexicano,” John replied.

Charms of Mexicano by Ememe420 October 12, 2020

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Mexican Finger

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.

Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....

Mexican Finger by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

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Mexican Nut Shot

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.

When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

Mexican Nut Shot by MexicanNutShot August 23, 2014

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Mexican Carwash

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

Mexican Carwash by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014

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