Meatless Monday 

The refusal to participate in any form of "meat-play", including, but not limited to, meat-jobs, meat-waxing, and meat-lathering. Coined by animal rights activists in an effort to protect the rare antelope breed known as the Dik-Dik. (look that up)

-wanna go lather some meat with me?
-I wish i could, but i am abstaining from any meat-play because it is meatless monday

Meatless Monday by ibwild December 11, 2010

meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.

Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'

meatless boner by benapisbrox February 29, 2012

meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich) 

A lesbian three-way orgy

Sally, Brenda and Janet were involved in a meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich).

meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich) by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

meatless mike 

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

meatless mike by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

Meatless love 

When two girls without a dick have Sex

Lari: Wanna do meatless love?
Hannah: Yes!

Meatless love by Stephen Kink January 15, 2022

Matless 

From the Latin "rugelius" which means to possess no mat.

Also a type of human sheep.

I am Matless. He is Matless. She is Matless. She is doing Matless. Matless is over there. Matless can I suck you?

Matless by Alex July 25, 2004

meatness 

<noun>

The very essential quality of animal's foodmeat, derived from it's genetic stock and quality of feed and care throughout the animal stock's life.

Example:
<ThorrDK-> that Costco rotisserie chicken bird is really subpar

<@Thundrblt> I like it, but it's a bit too salty
<ThorrDK-> it's the meat.. texture
<ThorrDK-> it's very 'meatness' is subpar... let's say
<ThorrDK-> you can only mask it's subparness with spices and salt

meatness by Cohen212 January 8, 2022