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Matt Lauer Button

The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.

I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.

pulling a matt lauer 

Acting or behaving wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to warrant a swift and unexpected termination.
Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at the Boston Office too, about time someone reported him.”
pulling a matt lauer by stellatwinks November 30, 2017

Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus
I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.
Matt Lauered by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019

MattLauren 

That nigga!

The one!

Bringer of light?

Lucivellas lover
MattLauren was in the club last night.
MattLauren by Lucifer with the P November 23, 2021

Dirty Mattbauer 

When a girl is about to cum from oral, she pulls your face into her pooper while not allowing you to leave until you solve an entire calculus exam
He didn’t know how to use his tongue, and it took me an hour to cum. To get back at him, I gave him a Dirty Mattbauer when I finished