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Matt Damon 

kids say 'matt damon' instead to saying 'god dammit' when they're around adults cause it kind of sounds similar.
teacher: "Ok class, we are having a pop quiz!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"
Matt Damon by rdaugh December 30, 2007

Matt Damon 

Verb. To actively pursue a group or individual for the purpose of performing advancing hand-to-hand combat techniques upon them. This is not to be confused with "Jason Borne", a verb which is similar to Matt Damon except the attacker does not know why he must attack his targets.
Liam Neeson- "If you don't tell me where you took my Doritos I'm going to Matt Damon you!"
Marko- "Good Luck"
Matt Damon by PabloMcCaso May 27, 2013

matt damon 

one of the best actors in hollywood. he is one of the few that actually chooses only good roles, not crappy ones unlike his untalented best friend, ben affleck.
matt damon is a better actor than ben affleck.
matt damon by Dick Darlington October 16, 2004

Matt Damon 

When you do, think or say something stupid, that was clearly avoidable.

From the movie "Team America - World police"
Its from the movie Team America in which the Matt Damon character only says "Maaaaaattttttt Daaaaammmoonn"

A usage example:
You fall over or you dont get a joke- "maaaatttt daammoonn"
Someone can also do a "Matt Damon" when the stupid thing is observed
Matt Damon by Leesa Tambo March 10, 2008

Matt Damon 

The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors

07's Sexiest Man Alive

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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them

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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance

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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes

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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
Matt Damon by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010

matt damon 

matt damon is like the ugliest guy in the world
matt damon by Zong March 20, 2005