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Mating cough 

A smokers chronic call for sex
Dorthy, a hardcore smoker, chronically coughed at her desk all day.- She did so in hopes that another smoker would hear her mating cough, and give her some Dick. However, her non-smoking co-workers mistaken the sounds as a slow death, so they killed her and the coughing stopped.
Mating cough by EnderPlease December 13, 2014

Mating press 

Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.
man i wanna be mating pressed by glamrock freddy so bad.
I heard you like mating press :)?
Mating press by anonymous February 5, 2022

Mating Squeak

A noise a human sometimes makes when being or seeing someone that sexualy arouses them.
The girl sent out a mating squeak as the boy walked by.
Mating Squeak by JEssii November 2, 2007

mating mates

B: "hey Yankee, wanna root?"
N: "like mating mates?"

B: "bonza"

mating instrument  

Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.
Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"

Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."

Tom: "Why do you say that?"

Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."

Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"
mating instrument by Tombu man January 12, 2009

mating market 

Coined and written about by Tucker Max and Dr. Geoff Miller in their book, Mate. The environment that available suitors are available to date.
Dude, the mating market out here is great. There are all kinds of women to go out with.
mating market by Banks712 November 15, 2018