Mateusz
Dopest mf out there. Mateusz gets all the women and is rich as hell. His physique is chiseled out of stone.
Mateusz by Homerchu1234 July 1, 2022
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Sexy guy with great moves in bed and can get inside really quickly and bust so hard I bust in his mom
Mateusz by SausageMaster723 July 8, 2023
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Mateusz is a name of a damn fittt polish boy. He has probably smashed girls already (depends on the age) and he has a lot of money to spend things on. Mateusz is awesome and sexy.
Girl: Holy shit is that mateusz?
Mateusz: oh hey!
Girl: freezes from too much excitement that Mateusz talked to her.
Mateusz: oh hey!
Girl: freezes from too much excitement that Mateusz talked to her.
Mateusz by VietnamIsMyCity909111 December 2, 2017
Mateusz
Mateusz is a blond polish boy who is very funny and likes jokes.He likes to spend time with friends but also with his family.His hobby is to play Soccer.His 2 best friends are start with the letter D and J
Mateusz
A name that is exclusively reserved for mentally challenged people with fluctuating sense of sexuality, ethics and direction. One must be very careful around a Mateusz, because a Mateusz is a symbiote that needs another vessel to feed off. If Marvel's Venom doesn't scare you, a Mateusz definitely will.
Fun fact. They are severely drawn to cock.
Fun fact. They are severely drawn to cock.
"Oh excuse me, sir. What is that thing stuck on your shoulder?" The sir: "Oh dear God, it appears I've been infected with Mateusziosis. Thanks for pointing it out"
Mateusz by Mateusz' friend February 26, 2022
Mateusz
A really nice guy from poland, likes to play volleyball and is really fukkin sexy. He is usually very good at pleasing others
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Mateusz Dumalewski is a strong polish man who is good at all the sports and he dosent wear fake shit he loves gym and he is a thick bastard
Mateusz Dumalewski is a strong cunt
mateusz dumalewski by \K_K_K/ October 20, 2018