maoment

that moment when you’re literally Chinese communist revolutionary Mao Zedong

causing the greatest famine in history is such a maoment, amirite?

maoment by bikini killer June 26, 2022

Manometer 

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy

That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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Manometer by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011

manometer 

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.

Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."

manometer by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Manusment

The act of humbly coming up through the system and trading in you polos for button downs.

He puts the manus in manusment.

Manusment by NotSoJackedMan February 13, 2019

distraction managment 

your here because your stupid ass sister's Grace and Ava wont stop distracting you

I need grace and ava to stfu (DISTRACTION MANAGMENT)

distraction managment by avaisscrewedup September 9, 2020

Manometer 

A device used to measure the manliness of an object.

Billy pointed the manometer in the direction of the chainsaw and the manometer starting reading very highly

Manometer by mrmangunn March 19, 2011

Minoment 

A minoment is the combination of minute and moment. THis world can be used to express a vague period of time within the boundaries of a minute or a moment.

Hang on Ziggy, I'le be back in a minoment

Give me a minoment zig, then we can watch jupiter II

Minoment by Q52 December 12, 2008