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Manhood In The Forge

New way to say 'Sexual Intercourse'. A phrase warned by the ESRB about the upcuming MMO "Final Fantasy XIV".
To Quote from ESRB rating Final Fantasy XIV:

"Dialogue contains suggestive references; for example, "The netmaster's probably up in his office polishing the mast just thinking about her," "stick yer manhood in the forge," and "You cheating little whore!"
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Manhood department 

Anything that has to do with something that manly men have/or do.
Guy 1: Your facial hair isn't growing, you're lacking in the manhood department.
Guy 2: Fuck you, at least I have a big penis, my manhood is all their.
Manhood department by James7LaxBro December 26, 2011

Manhood Mitten

Any thing worn over the cock and balls, usually a sock
Guy 1: this nudist colony is a great idea
Guy 2: yeah, but its frezzin' balls out here
Guy 1: Its alright, have manhood mittens for everyone!
Manhood Mitten by Ass-Jackson March 28, 2011

Manhood Destroyer 

The name of an ex-lover after she ridicules your genitals in public. Or a person who has a reputation of doing so.

Mary is a manhood destroyer, why would you sleep with her
Mary is a manhood destroyer, why would you sleep with her

manhood snatching 

Omg he is out here manhood snatching every time someone drops the soap.

manhood bun 

One who has fucking hairy ass balls

Man bun for his downstairs
Frank the tank: wow Jay, I love your manhood bun
Jay: I did it just for you Frankie

manhood snatcher 

A man, who by his actions against other men, steals the essence of what defines those men as men.
I tell you man, Lincoln is a manhood snatcher. He just grabbed Tim’s air conditioner like it was his own. The man didn’t just take his cold air, he snatched his fucking manhood bro!!!
manhood snatcher by Macktown February 21, 2021