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Mr. C. M. Cockblock 

defining a cockblocker with a pseudonym when not able to directly state said cockblocker's name.

Very useful when the cockblocker is in close vicinity of you and/or partner. Also very useful as a label to said cockblocker
Girl: What's wrong baby?
Boy: I don't want to say right now ok?
Girl's Dad: Are you sure son? You do seem a little tense and uptight

Sinister look in Dad's eyes
Boy: Well, i would be more relaxed, but once again Mr. C. M. Cockblock strikes again (winks at girlfriend without Dad noticing)
Girl's Dad: Laugh out loud (he's too douchey to write lol)
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don't be a Mr. C

A man, otherwise known as a pussy, who refuses to go out after repeatedly saying that he would and uses the excuse that he is sick and feels like a 3/10 but in reality spends his night pleasuring himself while prooving difficult math statements and also refuses to drink because he is sick.
C'mon man don't be a Mr. C, finish that beer. Who cares if your sick.
don't be a Mr. C by mr alfonso November 30, 2013
The Almighty legend himself. He has claimed, without valid evidence, that he has 36 Grammy awards. He also claims to have taught Eminem and Snoop Dogg how to rap. His singing sounds like a rat being stabbed in the throat, and he makes IceJJFish sound like an angel.
Person 1: Have you heard the song "Mr. C Not a Chance?"
Person 2: "You just made me want to dig my own grave"
Mr. C by Tou Smallz September 1, 2022
“Yeah he’s hot, but he’s not Mr. C” *sighs swooningly*
Mr. C by Mr. C lover December 5, 2023

mr cullin 

the fattest shit in all of st gregories, he calls everyone son and touches people beanheads putting his crusty handsd all over you. If u mess with him u will get a shit tonne of headtouching making you get bullied for having dandruff but really it is the crust from mr cullins hands.
don't be a fokin mr cullin.
mr cullin by ufta May 2, 2019

mr chambers 

Someone who loves penis in every single and gives blow jobs 24-7
Give me a mr chambers please james
mr chambers by NEVERTELLING September 12, 2014