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Romelu lukaku is a human tank who plays for Chelsea FC, he has to drink diesel to keep himself going and it's a know fact that the first giraffe came about when he uppercutted a horse. Lukaku is a man you don't want to mess with if your life is worth living!
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lukaku by Regs November 4, 2013
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1. You are such a lukaku.
2. Do not lukaku my time.
Lukaku by Sin Cara April 21, 2018
big black beast, can father anyones children
Lukaku is class like isnt he
Lukaku by connor holling September 16, 2019
To help others succeed / To assist an enemy to be successful / When the poor or needy assist the rich and affluent in the society.
After a thorough investigation,they found out that the guy who stole the properties enjoyed a Lukaku from his friends.

I was Lukakued by my friend during the exam.
Lukaku by Asvp Lyrikal December 12, 2017
To be a certified wank of a Belgian donkey. Aka DONKEYKAKU
He acted like a lukaku.
Lukaku by Donkeykaku May 9, 2018
To lose something under your control
Was playing football and someone passed me the ball it was a clear chance but I did a lukaku
lukaku by Thejamesons00 December 2, 2018
To miss out on obvious success or an easy opportunity to score.
Man that girl was all over you and you didn't score? You totally Lukaku'd that one bro!
Lukaku by Ruby Tuesday 916 December 1, 2022