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lolsbian 

When two girls, usually close friends, pretend to be lesbians. They make comments about their sex lives together, and make awkward sexual advances toward each other. However, they are not actually lesbians or sleeping together. Nothing sexual every actually happens between the two of them.
Combines the terms 'lols' and 'lesbians'
Person 1: "Are those two lesbians?"
Person 2: "No, they're just lolsbians."
lolsbian by tottaxlempia August 11, 2008
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Term coined by great thinker Hacky. It refers to the sea that surrounds the great kingdom of Lols. That kingdom, reigned by the Prince of Lols, has been named "The Promised Land" for everyone that joins the Lol Revolution. Although it is believed that the sea is located somewhere close to Saudi Arabia, exact location hasn't been determined as of this date.
Among the prominent co-founders and advocates of the Lol Revolution are "Hacky" and "The Beanie Man". Several people have asked for inclusion but have been rejected.
C: "Damn fool, I don't think I wrapped it yesterday"
H: "Lolsea"
lolsea by CMBHFCMXXXR June 24, 2011

funny lols 

Lols that are very funny, as in not just a normal chat "lol" but lols that make you go lol.
Hey martha, you coming out for funny lols tonight?

Ellie, make sure you funny lol me later.
funny lols by big_bad_bizzle November 14, 2011

lolsnakes 

Small Snakes That Attack You When You Laugh
Dave- OmgBBQwings I Just Got Hit By A Toilet Seat Falling From A Space Station !

Tom - Lolsnakes

Dave- OMGWTF Why Are Small Snakes Biteing Me
lolsnakes by Fireyoyo January 18, 2008
Acryonym for "Laughing Out Loud Shaking Head".
Used when something is so ridiculous that it is funny.
Funny, crazy and stupid all rolled into one.
Out of the blue, a friends sends you a text that reads:

"My feet are cold; I feel old,
I might eat some bread with mold,
Which, for me is quite bold.
It's too bad I have a cold!"

To which the only logical reply is "lolsh"
lolsh by lolsh March 25, 2010
lolsies is a swell abbrevation for the average boring "LOL" response. If this swell abbrevation is used it means that it is even more funnier than just the average "LOL".
My mother just farted when she leaned over to pick up her purse at Costco, LOLsies!!!
lolsies by lol_victoria26 October 30, 2016